Last month we went on a Disney Cruise. Normally cruising to the Bahamas with a bunch of rugrats and their slightly creepy Disney-loving freaky parents would not be our first choice, but Jay means a lot to us and when we were lucky enough to be invited we said yes right away. Bring it on Mickey! So, off we were to celebrate Jay's 40th birthday with the whole Culver Fam, Wendy & David, Christy's parents and their grandson. Here is our vaca in photos...
Taking off from San Diego - shout out to Darrin & Daniel for puppy-sitting the pup! What followed was a quick trip to LAX and then a red eye to Orlando. I HATE red eye flights. I can't sleep on planes, so I end up super cranky and miserable while watching everyone else sleep around me.
The next day...still in the same clothes, with my hair in a slightly greasy side braid we were on the ship!
Our first port was Nassau - overall we were NOT impressed. It might have been because it started pouring 2 minutes after getting off the ship and we got soaked. But really, I think we just made a bad judgement call by heading to the Atlantis hotel. It is supposed to be amazing and really, you can see so much cooler and high-fa-lutin stuff in Vegas. But we had already paid for a cab ride there, so we made the best of it. We opted for the cheapest "tour" you can purchase - oh yes people, if you are not a guest there you have to PAY to tour their grounds. The cheap tickets got us access to their aquariums, which I will admit are pretty cool. Twinner, Christy, Mason, Ashton and I were the takers. Christy's parents gambled at the Atlantis Casino, Jay and Kenz had a diving excursion and Kirk and David took a taxi to a different hotel casino.
Starting off the aquarium tour...
I kinda want one of these.
They had 2 massive Manta Rays. Seriously people, this thing was gigantic. It was super creepy to watch it glide towards you. This was the smaller one!
There were creepy green eels with even creepier blue eyeballs.
A quick shot of us with the husbands before they took off. They had NOTHING to do there because since they did not spring for the tour they could not even gain entrance to the outside bar. That's right, you have to buy a tour to be able to buy drinks at the bar.
The next aquarium was the predators cave. Although I apparently captured no sharks in this shot. I am not sure why these fish are considered predators.
Wendy and Mase! This is right before I gave him a kiss on the cheek and he turned the color of a Roma tomato. Oh to be young and adorable. Love ya Mase.
Christy with her lil' guys. Ashton cracks me up...he is SO NOT a fan of taking pictures, but he is so damn cute, you just want to keep taking them. It's kinda like Kirk :)
I want one of these too.
I couldn't get Ashton to sit in the throne, but he would humor me by standing to the side of it, with his hands in his pockets...
Human Lady Horse Statues
The food on the ship overall was awesome. So many different options and great quality. They rotate you on different nights to different themed restaurants. This was us in the Enchanted Garden celebrating David's belated birthday. The Culvers (because they are awesome) got him a special dessert and all put mustache tattoos on to serenade him with happy birthday. Right up David's ally!
Show me your Staches!
Then he got double birthday fun when the wait staff came to serenade round 2!
Forced Husbro Photo #1
Wilson totally NOT forced photo op!
Christy and I in the Champagne Bar, Pink - it was a super cute lounge. The good thing about being on a Disney Cruise...all of the 18 years and older places on the ship are pretty much empty, perfect for us to run around in. I donned a side pony a la Camille Grammer that night. I love me a side pony!
The guys headed up to the top of the ship to smoke birthday cigars in honor of Jay. Which they ended up doing multiple times during the cruise.
How cool is the water slide on the ship? Pretty darn cool. They also did a firework show off the side of the boat, right to the left of the slide. It was so cool to see fireworks that close up...all we had to do was lay back on lounge chairs and they were right above us. Way to go Disney.
The slide went around the entire ship...there were 2 kiddo pools in the shape of Mickey naturally. They also had Disney movies playing on that massive big screen all day for people to watch while swimming or in the theatre style seating they set up on the deck. This is also where they played the Superbowl game the first day we boarded.
This is a massive Finding Nemo ceramic tile mural on the walls of the huge buffet restaurant, which I only ate at once. I try to avoid buffets, especially on vacation. Although I did partake one night around 11:30 pm when I walked by a make your own crape station. Please and Thank You!
Castaway Cay...Disney's PRIVATE ISLAND! The best part of the cruise. Twinner and Kirk hanging out in our private cabana.
That's right people. Jay and Christy as a thank you to all of us coming on the cruise with them sprung for a private cabana for us all to enjoy.
So many great things about this, free drinks and snacks stocked in the fridge, free bike rentals which we totally enjoyed riding, free tubes to float around, private hammock to lounge in...
PS - try not to focus on the creamy whiteness that is pretty much all of the Snells and the Wilsons. You know the phrase "Skinny feels better than food tastes"?...Well here is another one for you, "Pale looks better than cancer feels!"
One of the other best parts of the cabana, it was located on the 18 year and older beach...so it was incredibly peaceful and not crowded at all. The husbro even found it relaxing enough to read (I mean study his poker books) with a pretty nice view.
That little blob in the water is David floating out there in a tube.
There he is!
David pretty much spent an hour or two combing the ocean floor for sea life. He found this giant starfish and brought it to shore. He also got stung multiple times by something in the water. The price you pay to explore the ocean floor.
We could get used to this.
That night was pirate night back on the ship. This is our main server Alfredo who served us dinner every night. He was super nice and gave Kirk a hug on our last night dining. Kirk looked so incredibly uncomfortable. It was awesome.
Ladies on Pirate Night
David on Pirate Night! I love this pic because he looks like a pirate ghost or something.
David and Christy showing me their matching pirate jigs. My favorite part of this picture is Kirk in the background pretending he is not with us.
The ladies were not as festive on Pirate Night
Jay and David on the other hand really got into it. Especially Capt. Jay!
How great are they!?!
I can tell that deep down Kirk really wishes he was more of a joiner.
Capt. Jay with his wench...I mean wife.
Gettin' our Disney Ears on...
That night we promised Christy we would all go to the dance party in one of the family rooms. It was super fun to watch the Culver Clan get down.
They knew all of these dances that I had never heard of or seen. Even Jay got out and busted a move or two.
This was the 18 year and older pool area with swim up bar. We spent most of our morning and afternoon on our last day lounging by this sucker.
Forced Husbro Photo #2 on our private balcony
Christy put together this mini party for Jay in a private club room where we drank champagne and ate cake together. Christy surprised Jay by getting a ton of people from his past and present to write letters and birthday cards filled with memories from the past and how Jay has impacted people's lives. It was really great. She read some aloud and it was so special. Mason and Kenz both gave little toasts to their dad as well and we all sang the infamous Culver Birthday Rap as loud as we could.
We love you crazy Culvers and were so blessed to get to spend such an awesome vacation celebrating Jay and his 40 years on this planet.